While most Nigerians are learning to charge their phones during NEPA’s generous 45-minute electricity window, Aso Rock is out here soaking up sunshine like it’s an exclusive party—and guess what? We’re not invited.
The Nigerian government has quietly launched a solar revolution in the Presidential Villa, with plans to install a solar grid while the rest of the country wrestles with a national grid that collapses more often than your favorite football team. Coincidence? Hardly.
Grid Collapse: A National Ritual
By now, grid collapses in Nigeria are as common as potholes and postponed election results.
In 2024 alone, the national grid reportedly failed over a dozen times. Homes go dark, businesses shut down, and the phrase “hold on, let me put on the generator” becomes a national anthem.
Yet, somehow, the generators at the seat of power are going silent—not because they’ve failed, but because they’re being replaced by sunshine. Clean, quiet, convenient.
So, why now?
The Solar Savior—Or A PR Power Play?
According to official statements, the move to solar at the State House is all about “sustainability” and “cutting down on diesel costs”. The goal? Slash that by ₦5 billion. Smart? Yes. Convenient timing? Absolutely.
But here’s the kicker: while Aso Rock enjoys 24/7 solar-powered air conditioning, most hospitals in rural Nigeria can’t keep their vaccine fridges running.
Let that sink in.
A VIP Exit Strategy
Make no mistake—this is an escape strategy, not a solution for the masses.
It’s the equivalent of a sinking ship where the captain builds a solar-powered yacht for himself while the passengers are handed buckets. “We’re all in this together,” they say, sailing off into a sunset powered by panels we probably paid for.
Meanwhile, public institutions like universities and hospitals are being considered for solar—eventually. Pending budget approval. Probably 2030. Or never.
What This Really Says About Power (And Power)
Let’s face it: this isn’t just about electricity. It’s about privilege, priorities, and a political class that’s always a few steps ahead of the chaos they helped create.
The Nigerian elite have always had an emergency exit: private security, private healthcare, private education—and now, private power.
And just like that, they’ve disconnected not just from the grid, but from the reality of the people they govern.
Where’s Our Sunlight?
We’re not against solar power—in fact, Nigeria should be a global leader in it. With over 300 days of sunlight a year, we have no excuse to still be flirting with darkness.
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But the solution must be inclusive, not just exclusive to those sipping imported tea in government offices.
Want to impress us? Power the National Hospital. Light up public universities. Give every Nigerian the same access to sunshine that’s now a luxury at the top.
Don’t Let Them Leave You in the Dark
The solarization of Aso Rock is not just a power upgrade—it’s a symbol of a government that’s always first in line for relief while everyone else waits in the dark. Literally.
So the next time your lights go out, ask yourself: if the sun shines on everyone, why does it only seem to power the few?
